There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

Sucking the living daylights out of men I lure into my bed is my specialty. Always keeping things fresh, always asking them to guide me with their words and moans. Not all blokes are the same, it's my job to listen and do what they want me to.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

I can say that I am one of the hot and sexy mommas here in my area. But what's surprising is that, even though I'm hot, no one still dares to hit on me or to chat with me, at the least. What do you think is the reason? Is it possible that it's becaus...