Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I hope your day is as fine as my body. I know that my appearance is way past its peak, but I assure you that my body is still something you don't want to miss out on. Send me a message, and I'll tell you exactly what this body can do for you.

When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.

The only thing missing in my life right now is a lad who can make me feel young again. I don't need anything else. All I want is a big cock to be deep inside my cunt. I don't think that is too much to ask for, but no one so far has offered to give th...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Never have I ever tried dogging. It's on my bucket list and I look forward to ticking it off when the time comes. Soon I hope-- because I am gagging for a good hard shag! I am also thinking of living the fantasy of getting fingered in a cinema.