The best way for you to get my attention is to send me a funny and dirty joke. For me, there is nothing better about making a woman open up than being funny and sexy. You don't need to worry about not being funny. My happiness is shallow, so even cor...

The 2 guys I have slept with were both my age and were so disappointing! I had the feeling that they didn't really know what they were doing and I didn't even come close to having an orgasm! I've realized that I should go for older guys instead beca...

My friends always tell me that I will end up alone and lonely for the rest of my life because of the way how I handle my relationships. I don't really care if I become a grumpy old lady in the future. As long as I can do whatever I want while I am st...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I sleep naked. Since the air is fresh, I can sleep in a matter of seconds. That's how talented I've become since the moment I decide not to wear anything as I hit the sack. I should have known that it's effective. The next thing I want to do is to sl...

"A gentle man in the street, a freak in the sheets", that's how I want my man to be. Soft and caring on the outside but rough and dominant whenever we close the bedroom doors. I want to be treated a princess but also their whore.