Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

Travelling is lovely. I fancy places with boho feels. It has this comfortable effect, and it makes me forget what the time is and that I'm still on Earth, not in a different dimension. I'm lucky I get to see those places.

There is nothing more pleasing than a man who knows how to properly take care of her woman, especially in the bedroom. I am looking for a bloke like that- someone who can easily satisfy me. It is not that hard to please a woman like me. You just need...

I get creative and tend to want to get shagged in places that isn't the bedroom. On the kitchen counter, empty hallway, dodgy alleyway, or public bathroom stall-- anywhere but on a bed and in the boring missionary. An old bint like me has grown tired...

In the kitchen is where I would often be found. Cooking or baking, it does not matter because I'll be whipping up something surely delicious. My favourite would be a nice serving of cream pie, and it doesn't involve using an oven.

Snogging and having a leg over in the car while a lovely music is on sends me on cloud 9. It's what I call the feeling of reaching ecstasy - that moment when I forget who I am and I just want to have more.