Please don't mistake my friendliness for being flirt. Sorry to disappoint, but I am not that kind of lass. I am usually nice to guys, even with strangers. If you want to know the difference between me being friendly and flirty, give me a quick hello....

What's with love at first sight that most people go silly talking about it? To be perfectly honest, I don't believe in it nor the word "real love". If you ask me what I consider to be real, it's having a nice bloke shag me for so many times. Why? Bec...

There's nothing I hate the most than men who cum first before their woman. It is really frustrating to have a bloke who doesn't know how to take a lady to orgasm land. I mean, how hard can it be to make a woman cum. It's a lot easier than it looks.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

It's impossible for me to fall in love, but it's not impossible for me to be randy all the time. My mind is filled with filthy thoughts that are waiting for the golden opportunity to be freed. That'll happen soon as long as a naughty bloke finds me.

Lasses like me don't normally name their boobs for the reason that they're waiting for a bloke to give those luscious breasts a great name. Would be better if they can give one sexy name for each. If I were to ask you, what names do you have in mind ...