Best time of the day: Early mornings and midnights Best sex position: Doggystyle, randy raft, and lap dance Best movie genre: Erotic, nothing else Best size for my pussy: Not picky here, short or long is fine as long as it's hard

Sex over expensive chocolates. I can order chocolates on my own, but I can't buy great sex. Penis over dildoes. Any size is perfect. Dildoes aren't real, so they don't satisfy me as much as hard cocks.

If I have the opportunity to change something in my body, I will choose to not change anything. And that's because I am already contented with my luscious body. I am also confident that my perky thrupney bits and firm bum are already fantastic enough...

What's romantic to me is dancing outside when there are tiny drizzles falling from the lovely sky. I'm not that kind of lass you have to take to fancy restaurants. I'm content having and experiencing simple yet wonderful things.

My little well needs a bit of watering now. I am looking for someone who can make me wet again. He should fill up my hole with no hesitation and let me experience the dripping creampie I've been longing for quite some time now.

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...