Wicked sense of humour and love to pull a few pranks along the way. I'm seeking a bloke who is not a bore, energetic and loud to match my own big personality. I speak my mind yet know when to behave and accept my blunders.

I'm a woman who relishes taking care of her man, serious about being in a relationship, passionate, mature and very nurturing. I'm pretty sure that I could undoubtedly pass as every man's ideal woman.

Just retrieved my freedom from a shitty relationship. It took me eight long years to understand that I have been misusing my precious time on the wrong man, and now I want to mend all the wasted time.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

How do you measure a man? Through his penis, IMO. A man with a huge one plus with great sex skills is a blessing. When I come across those kinds of men, I don't let them slip through my fingers. Now it's your turn. How do you measure a lass?

I only figured out what a switch is, and turns out I am one. There are times that I strive to take control of young lads that think they can overpower me due to my age. But other times I would do anything to please my master and let him use me for hi...