Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I don't wear anything aside from my outer clothes. And at home, when my parents are out, I bring blokes because I love multiple sex partners. I'm never satisfied with just one penis. Life is dull if only one appears at my doorstep.

I can't help but fall for someone who hugs me from behind while I'm cooking brunch or dinner or preparing food. A simple hug around my waist makes my heart melt and sends me to seventh heaven. You'll literally see my eyes glow.

"Favourite food: Spaghetti bolognese Thai green curry Fish and chips Favourite smoothie: Mixed berry Favourite wine: Witching hour red blend I also love fun activities like bowling, paddle boating, and cooking."

I miss licking someone's penis. I wish I could drag anyone into my flat, but I'm not that desperate. I'm a woman with needs, but I know my limits. I'm not the kind waits for a bloke to flirt with me with his eyes or messages before I do the same.