For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.

My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.

Having a prick grinded against my bum cleavage makes me randier now than it did years ago. Can't say I'm complaining though, turns out quite a number of young blokes like the gals more experienced and plaint in the sack.

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

During the times when I am at a loose end, I choose to be alone inside my bedroom with a vibrator in my hand and you probably already know what I plan to do. Yes, I am fond of using sex toys to please myself and if you are just all good with that, le...