Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

You can talk to me really easily. You'd be surprised how a conversation between us can flow naturally like we're old friends or siblings talking. You can share anything - sex, food, games, and I'd be glad to listen.

Curious as to what it feels like to fuck a juvenile lady? I can help you with that. I volunteer myself as a tribute. You can do whatever you want with my body. However, you must first tease me until I want to do you.

We're only given a few chances in life to do what we absolutely want to do and I plan to take advantage of it. I'm not ready to be a fully responsible adult yet. I still have a lot of shenanigans up my sleeve and most of them involve a bed.

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

It's an achievement when a man curses because of how great I am in bed. Compliments I receive for my sex skills are like receiving a trophy. Not to brag, but I've been collecting lots of trophies ever since I started riding a man like a porn star.