Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

Not to brag, but my irresistible beauty has captivated the hearts of kings and barbarians. These men have ravaged me when I was out in the wilderness, for I love hiking in the mountains at noon. It's hitting two birds in one stone.

I prefer a more relaxed and casual environment, where conversation can flow like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had. If you are intrigued then step up and send me a message.

I can't help but fall for someone who hugs me from behind while I'm cooking brunch or dinner or preparing food. A simple hug around my waist makes my heart melt and sends me to seventh heaven. You'll literally see my eyes glow.

Water Sex. I've never tried this kind of sex. I didn't even think about it. It never crossed my mind until I watch a YouTuber talking about it, and I was like, "Why haven't I thought of it? It must have been electrifying."

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.