Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I have been very busy with work lately and all I want right now is to have a riot. I want to have a good time with my mates, preferably in the watering hole where we can get a glimpse of the most dishy lads in town.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

Stroking a man's penis makes my fanny aroused, so I only agree to be with a man when we're in a private place. Otherwise, I might not be able to control myself from taking my clothes off to perform in the crowd.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

When I am at a loose end, I reach for my makeup kit and put some makeup on my face. Then I get undressed and take pictures of my naked body. Yes, I like to take nudes with makeup on and I think it's because I feel more confident when I do that.