Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

Not the kind of lass who easily falls for a bloke’s sweet and romantic words. Let me be honest, those words mean nothing to me. The best thing that he can do, if he really wants to impress me, is to show me how dirty his mind is and can be. Let’s...

I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

There really are different ways of pleasing blokes, I learned that with the years of sleeping around. Some like sloppy jobbies, while there are those who love to take control of their lady's pleasure. Some would prefer long foreplays in contrast to t...

My previous relationship was cut short because I caught my man making out with not only one girl, but twins! I can't believe my eyes when I saw him having fun with them. I want to show him that I am also a naughty girl who can fool around. I am sick ...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...