Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

I have soft breasts where you can rest your tired head. I have skin like cream that is smoothening. I have smoky eyes that'll make you randy every time you look at them. I have sexy feet your hungry mouth would want to lick.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

Wearing skin-tight dresses and high heels give me the confidence boost I need to try and pull blokes at the pub. I put in a lot of effort into how I look so if I see a gent who's interested then I make my move. It's a new age, ladies can make the fir...

Being fucked hard is not enough. There should be lots of grinding here and there. I only stop when I'm ready for the knacker's yard or when I need to go on a pee break as I don't like pissing on my clean, soft bed.