My baps and arse aren't the only things that are big about my body, I have a huge but tender heart too. I'm still waiting for my soulmate to trod along and sweep me off my feet. Though in the meantime, a lass like me is allowed a bit of fun, don't yo...

The lady who has the brass neck. That's what people usually call me and I guess that's because I do everything that I want no matter what and without being bothered about what other people will think about me. So, if I want to flash my titties in pub...

I'm like an old soul trapped inside a young dame's body. I fancy vintage cars, old melody, Marilyn Monroe's sense of fashion and when it comes to sex, I'd prefer the old-school position, also known as the ''missionary position."

My flat is cold, so to make my bed warm, I lie in bed and stimulate myself. I have a lot of juices in my fanny, so I squirt a lot. After I cum, I have to change the covers of my bed. You might think that I sleep after that. You're wrong. I continue t...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.