Engaging in dirty talk sends tingles down my spine. Nothing beats a good steamy chat, sharing our deepest fantasies and how we would like to devour each other. Sprinkle a bit of witty bantering and charming lines, that's a good way to keep my attenti...

When your life gets boring, When you don't feel excited as you wake up in the morning, When you need to jerk off, You can call on me. I know some ways on how to bring excitement to our life. I'll be waiting for your messages.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Use my body as you will, and treat me like a fuck doll. For me, there is nothing more pleasurable than having a man fuck me with all his might. I love it when a bloke disregards my wellbeing and just fuck me without giving a single shit about my feel...

It's not just men who masturbate. As for me, I do it 7x a day. I start slow on my clit until I get wet. Then I gently thrust my fingers inside. Depending on my mood and the type of man I desire to have me, I can either go fast or slow.