Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...

Not easily annoyed by circumstances. I'm a beautifully created lass who's caring and patient all the time. The only thing that annoys or frustrates me is when my tight cunt doesn't receive any thick cream. I'm always randy you know.

I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

At present, I am looking for a guy who can sweep me off my feet through his sensual thoughts and dirty words. I'm in need of that kind of guy because I've been feeling really horny lately and I can't play with my fanny unless someone dirty talks with...

My past relationships made me lose my faith in love. My previous experience when it comes to heartbreaks has made me a bit of skeptic when men try to woo me. I hate guys who shower me with flowery words, but will leave me with no hesitation after fuc...