When I was younger, I looked up to my sister because she was so nice and kind back then. But as I grew older, I realized that she's not really nice at all. She's just a pretentious bint who can't keep her hands to herself to the point that she let he...

People always say that practice makes perfect. This is true, especially when it comes to sex. The more experience you accumulate in the bedroom, the more likely you become better at it. I have quite a lot of experience when it comes to things that ha...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

It's hard to describe myself using words. I am so used to letting my action speak for itself. I believe that you need to spend some time with someone to know the better. If you are interested in knowing more about me, don't hesitate to send me a quic...

There's been nothing but bad luck in my life right now. All I want is to be live my life as freely as possible, but the world doesn't let me do it. I have learned the hard way that life is not as easy as pie. If I can't get to live as freely as I wan...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.