I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

Thank you for taking some time to read what I have written here. Sadly, I don't have anything good to write right now. I am not even sure if there's something about me that is worth sharing. Well, if you are curious about and want to know me better, ...

I do the typical things that you do. I eat breakfast, go to work then I come home in the evening, prepare dinner, watch telly for a few minutes, and sleep. My life is mundane, and I'm not going to allow myself to have this kind of life forever. Ready...

To be controlled by a barbaric man while we're in the forest is going to be amazing; I can feel it. The question is when will that happen? Is there somebody here who's thinking the same thing? Why don't you let me know you exist?

I am nothing but your average lady with some weird habits of making men cum all over my face. I can't even remember how many times I've received a facial already. Maybe that is the secret of my youthful face.