So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

I think I'm starting to go crazy because I haven't tasted a bloke's hard knob for about six months now! This pandemic is seriously taking a toll on my sex life and I really couldn't wait for this crisis to be over.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

Some ladies' ultimate goals are getting married and building a family. Well, I am not like those ladies. If possible, I don't want to get married. I would rather stay single for the rest of my life 'coz if that happens, I will be able to flirt and ge...

I am a busty mature lady who loves traveling and eating all kinds of delicacies. I tend to go on a spontaneous trip when I am bored and have nothing to do. I would like to spice up my travels by being with a man who can please me while I rest.

I love citrus scent, so don't be surprised if I like to eat scrummy orange before having a shag. Likewise, I hope having a room with a great citrus scent makes you want to have me all the more. As for my scent, I like to spray myself with perfumes th...