I hope your day is as fine as my body. I know that my appearance is way past its peak, but I assure you that my body is still something you don't want to miss out on. Send me a message, and I'll tell you exactly what this body can do for you.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

If I have the opportunity to change something in my body, I will choose to not change anything. And that's because I am already contented with my luscious body. I am also confident that my perky thrupney bits and firm bum are already fantastic enough...

If I could be someone else for a day, I'd be Kate Middleton. I wonder how her life is in the palace, what she does, how's sex with her charming husband, what's on her mind, what's the feeling of talking to a Queen.

Marriage short-lived but couldn't say I regret it. I just figured out that I'd rather be a single lady who is free to play around with any young bloke who tickles my fancy. Years later, I can still keep up and even go beyond what's expected from me.

The good thing about me is that I am not the type of lass who gets cheesed off over tiny and petty things. I don't get annoyed over the bad weather or maybe over an unpleasant meal. In fact, the only thing that makes me cheesed off is when lads do no...