I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

Having so many talents, I don't know where to start. Should I talk about my extraordinary talent in dancing or should I start with my fantastic skills in bed? Perhaps, I should tell you about the man of my dreams: he must love sex.

I bask in the sun while having a passionate affair with a man. I'm a one woman man, and it annoys me to be with so many men at the same time. While the thought of it is thrilling, I feel bad when I can't serve all of them equally. So me + 1 man = per...

Don't make me stay because I won't. Don't beg for me to love you forever because that won't happen either. And don't you dare put a ring in my finger. If there's one thing you can do, that is to keep me happy and burn with lust.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.

Others see me as a natural fine beautiful lady. It has been a whilst since my last relationship, I guess I got picky. I also love the feel of the wind on my barnet. Sitting on the seashore, whilst watching the sea waves, is breathtaking. I hope the o...