My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

Have you ever experienced that moment when you don't want to stop chatting with someone? I like that between us. I'm after a great conversation. I live alone in my flat. Though I have friends, having a dazzling conversation with a stranger is fascina...

I've been weary of serious relationships since I was old enough to date blokes. A few decades after, I would rather have a casual relationship or fucking than committing to a serious one. I may be old but I could still shag a lad's knob like there's ...