Not easily annoyed by circumstances. I'm a beautifully created lass who's caring and patient all the time. The only thing that annoys or frustrates me is when my tight cunt doesn't receive any thick cream. I'm always randy you know.

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

My pink fuzzy handcuffs have been giving me inspiration lately and I am gagging to put them to good use. I have bought them after I divorced and have been waiting for a willing bloke to come around to use it on. But I think it's time to take matters ...

I find flowers lovely, I always drop by a flower shop on my way home to grab a bunch to display. I wish picking up gents is as easy at just picking them up in a shop to bring back to my flat and shagging them senseless. That would be very convenient,...