I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

A bacon sandwich paired with a builder's tea is my favourite breakfast. For dinner, I favour authentic Italian pasta or rice and curry. I'm not so picky, but when it comes to food that I fancy, they have to be cooked deliciously and with love.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Not to brag but I know how to handle randy men with ease. Though every now and then, a dishy lad comes along to turn my world upside down in the most delectable ways. I let them have their fun before I turn the tables around and start my own brand of...

I would often find myself wondering where the times have gone but try not to let it get to me. I'm not gonna waste more time wallowing in self-pity at my old age, time to find other thrills to occupy my time. Especially if it involve playing around w...

Thinking whether to stay here or not. But I'll give it one last shot.There are times when my days are busy with all the lessons I have to take, but there are also times that life gets mundane. In between those times, I'd love someone to sprinkle me w...