Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

Looking for a decent man who doesn't have high standards and can take me as I am. Because I'm only a lass who only has one dream, and that is to be pounded hard by a strong, charming man. Don't miss out on the fun we can both share together if you're...

Miracles come. Magic happens. I've proven that the world is full of miracles and magic that leave us either surprised us or breathless. There is no one like those two which make life more exciting. For this reason, I've made a decision to lick and be...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.