The more I try to become a better person, the naughtier and wilder I get. It is a bit frustrating that my mind is full of crazy and kinky stuff. I can't even have a proper conversation without inserting a naughty joke.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Trying out multiple sex positions was something I never got the chance to do when I was younger. I was satisfied with doggystyle because a man from behind me can reach my G-spot pretty easily. But my age makes me wilder. It keeps on nudging me to try...

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I am not looking for my happily ever after. I am only here to experience happiness in the bedroom. For me, fairy tales are nothing but a silly child's dream. I don't need a knight in shining armour. All I want is a fit stud who can make me feel like ...

The beach is where I belong. I bask in the sun. I kick pebbles back to where it should be. I wear my enticing cozzy. I eat good food. I have aphrodisiac food like oysters and strawberries. Then, I have a shag with an awesome stranger at d...