If you are lost and have no one to talk to, don't hesitate to give me a chat. I am known to my friends as a great listener. I will not give you any advice or whatsoever. I'll only happily listen to what you have to say.

The kind of lad that I am trying to find is someone who knows a woman's body as if it's the back of his hand. I want to interact with a lad who does not need coaching when it comes to pleasuring a woman's body. If you are that kind of lad, let me kno...

When I was younger, I believed in fairytales and in love. But as I became older, I realized that those two are full of shit. No, I am not bitter. I guess now I just know better than to be deceived by love.

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

I have never done this before in my life, so I really hope to find a bloke who is kind and a bit patient with me and who doesn't mind showing me how this online thing works as I have absolutely no clue! Are there any volunteers?