I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

If I could only have sex every day, I would do it. Yes, that's how much I love having sex. However, I know that that's far from possible. Anyway, I wish to find a bloke who loves having sex as much as I do. Chat me now if you're that kind of bloke an...

I love that after a blazing summer comes autumn. I can't explain what I feel when the season comes. The air is cool and every place looks like a fairy's land or a fantasy land. The ambience tempts me to relax and enjoy the moment.

I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.

I'm a woman who believes that she deserves to be rewarded with an exhilarating sex in public while the moon's out lighting me and my partner's body. I'm a woman who believes that getting off should happen every day.