I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

I can't imagine myself walking down the aisle nor having a ring on my finger. But, I can visualise myself having sex with several men forever, until my hair turns grey. I'm practical, and I don't want kids.

Using blindfolds and restraints, punishing my submissive whenever they don't behave or acting like a fucking brat who won't follow orders, I thrive in those situations. It doesn't hurt that I have years of experience and know how to give pleasure and...

I'm an athletic woman, so I'm confident to say that my legs haven't crumbled. Whether you like to have awesome sex in the shower or in the kitchen, you wouldn't see me in pain. You'll only see me in absolute pleasure.

I can tell you about my triumphs and my troubles, but I guess that's not a fun way to communicate. Tell me something interesting about yourself, and we can start from there. It doesn't have to be funny; it just have to be your real experience or the ...

I am the type of woman you want in your life right now. I can do many things for you, especially inside the bedroom. I will be the best and greatest lady in the world for you. All of these are possible if you will only let me. A single message from y...